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All Valley Tournament

★★★★★ 4.8 (43) ⏱ 8h 7m 🌐 English 🏛 Archimedes Books
Narrated by Steven Barnett
5.0 ★★★★★ 1 member review(s)

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When creatures go bump in the night, he bumps back. (But in the sort of respect-your-space, you're-a-person-too, you-do-you way).

Every day, new possibilities of this shadow world emerge; wonderous, unexpected, and, honestly, a bit horrifying.

Secrets abound as more factions choose sides in a war to come. The Fallen are using the Chosen to do their will and release the Ancient Ones.

It all kind of makes him miss the chicken costume.

When a mysterious invitation reaches Jonny's door in the form of a cryptex the plot thickens.

A supernatural tournament hosted by the family Grimm is about to take place and the prize this year could swing the balance of power from Heaven to Hell.

With the help from his team of a gangster pixie, Victoria Frankenstein and whatever Teri is, he'll have to go all-in to win and stop hell on Earth.

Okay, kids, grab your war hammer and take a double hit of snuf. This one's going to get worse before it gets better. Fans of KF Breene, Orlando Sanchez, and Shannon Mayer - this one was written for you!

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Rebecca Stone Critic review ★★★★★ Sep 17, 2026
The Shadow World's Grand Spectacle: A Critical Look at All Valley Tournament

In an era saturated with narratives exploring the hidden interstices of our world, where the mundane rubs shoulders with the monstrous, Jonathan Yanez's All Valley Tournament emerges not merely as another entry in the urban fantasy canon, but as a vibrant, unapologetically irreverent spectacle. We find ourselves, once again, contemplating the peculiar charm of a protagonist who "bumps back" against the creatures of the night, yet does so with an almost disarming, modern sensibility: "respect-your-space, you're-a-person-too, you-do-you." This initial proposition, laid bare in the book's description, immediately signals a departure from the grim-faced heroes often populating these shadowy realms, inviting us instead into a world where cosmic stakes meet a refreshingly pragmatic, albeit chaotic, approach.

Beyond the Veil of Convention

Yanez masterfully crafts a universe where the familiar tropes of fantasy are not just reinterpreted but often delightfully upended. The series, Hunters for Hire, already hints at a certain professional detachment to the supernatural, and All Valley Tournament fully embraces this ethos. What truly captivates us is the author's ability to imbue the fantastical with an almost bureaucratic absurdism. The protagonist's yearning for "the chicken costume" amidst revelations of ancient wars and cosmic factions speaks volumes, grounding the extraordinary in a relatable, if slightly madcap, human experience. This blend of the epic and the understatedly comedic is, in our estimation, one of the novel's most compelling transformative insights, offering a narrative voice that is at once self-aware and deeply immersed in its own wild mythology.

The plot, revolving around a mysterious cryptex-delivered invitation to a supernatural tournament hosted by the fabled family Grimm, provides a narrative engine of considerable power. It’s an ingenious framing device that allows Yanez to introduce a dizzying array of supernatural entities and magical contests without ever feeling didactic or overwhelming. The very concept of a "supernatural tournament" – a battle royale for cosmic dominion – is, in itself, a stroke of narrative brilliance, giving structure to what could otherwise devolve into an unwieldy exposition of mythologies. This mechanism facilitates not only escalating tension but also the organic revelation of a world teetering on the brink, where "the Fallen are using the Chosen to do their will and release the Ancient Ones."

An Ensemble Cast of the Peculiar and Potent

Central to All Valley Tournament's charm is its richly eccentric cast, a veritable rogue's gallery of supernatural misfits. Our protagonist is not a lone wolf but operates within a highly functional, if bizarre, team: a "gangster pixie," Victoria Frankenstein (a delightful, almost satirical nod to classic horror lore), and "whatever Teri is." This ensemble cast is where Yanez's character-driven storytelling truly shines. We see a deliberate move away from the brooding, solitary hero towards a collective of disparate individuals whose unique abilities and personalities are vital to navigating the labyrinthine challenges presented by the tournament. The interactions between these characters, often laced with a dry wit and genuine camaraderie, inject a vital humanistic element into the fantastical proceedings, ensuring that even as the stakes ascend to potentially planet-shattering levels, the heart of the story—the relationships—remains palpable.

The linguistic style employed by Yanez, as inferred from the narrative description, promises a rapid-fire, evocative prose. It's a style that prioritizes momentum and immediate impact, reflecting the high-stakes, fast-paced nature of the story. The author does not shy away from bold statements or vivid imagery, ensuring that the reader is not merely observing the fantastical but viscerally experiencing its chaos. This stylistic choice positions All Valley Tournament squarely within a contemporary subgenre of Fantasy and Science Fiction & Fantasy that values energetic pacing and accessible, yet imaginative, world-building, echoing the vibrant storytelling of authors like KF Breene, Orlando Sanchez, and Shannon Mayer.

A Verdict for the Discerning Adventurer

In its totality, All Valley Tournament by Jonathan Yanez is a compelling and thoroughly entertaining entry into the urban fantasy landscape. It manages to balance high-stakes action with a refreshing sense of humor and an undeniable flair for character development. We found ourselves particularly drawn to its audacity in blending the whimsical with the weighty, crafting a narrative that respects the inherent absurdity of its premise while never shying away from its profound implications.

This volume is an absolute must-read for those who cherish urban fantasy that dares to laugh at itself, for readers who delight in ensemble casts teeming with personality, and for anyone seeking an escape into a world where the balance of power between Heaven and Hell might just hinge on a well-aimed "war hammer" and a double dose of "snuf." It reminds us that even in the darkest of shadow worlds, a glimmer of irreverent hope, and perhaps a chicken costume, can still make all the difference. What, then, does it truly mean to be a hero when the greatest threat is also the most absurd?